Diaper Change Disaster

So, I'm changing Eli's diaper the other day. I lay him down on the table. I take off his pants and diaper. I get him all cleaned up and then realize he might be running a bit of a fever. As I'm trying to get the thermometer he pees all over me and the table. I finally get that cleaned up and grab the thermometer. About the time I start to put it in, he poops a runny mess. I start to clean it up and just about finish we he spits up. I clean up the spit up and then he starts to gag on some phlegm. I sit him up to help him get it taken care of and get that mess cleaned up. I finally got to take his temperature which was 102.7 at the time. We got the diaper back on and our day continued as days do with kids who don't feel well!